This is part of a new trend at ThisStrife.com of Strife-promotional Flash animations... actually, it's also a This Strife competition, which closes today.
Don't take any of this animation seriously. The characters may be based on real forum-users, but they -and the events outlined- are grossly misrepresented. It's all a bit of fun. Spot the 3 references to "Asterix" and you win 10 points.
- Too Much Spare Time / King Sluggy / Sling Kuggy / Sink Ugly